I’m not the average Joe… I’m not your average mail man… I won’t always deliver you things that you want on that special day..
You see I’m a real picky guy and unlike some guys out there… I actually have standards for myself…
I follow my standards along with faith…. Everyone must do that.. Even in the Bible it says *faith without work is dead*
And I don’t beg to *God* for a girl because begging aint the way… I’m so sick and tired of everybody begging for a man or woman… specially females…
But what I do is pray to *God* for woman that I would like to have…
When I pray.. I tell em...
“ lord… I don’t come to you much asking you for a woman cause you know how I am… but lord… send me an all around respected woman… I want a black girl… don’t matter if full black as long as she got black in her… cause I love my sisters… A girl with natural long hair like my mamma.. with nice teeth and a girl that has a big juicy heart filled with humbleness..”
I love a girl with a big juicy heart.. Aint nothing like it… Somebody like that makes me wanna grab a straw and find the veins that’s surrounding the heart and drink it till I get full…
And when I get full that means I’m satisfied because I know that I drunk from a heart that can not only share humbleness for herself.. But can be shared with a man that was dehydrated from it..
You see in *Phillipians 4-6* says "let your request be known"… so I make sure I tell *God* what it is that I want and need because he is the only one that I know that can provide those things to me….
So I’m walking in the store… and *God* put me to the test *round 1*...
Beautiful sister… asked her for her number and took her out on the 1st date to a restaurant and she was too thugged out for me…
“Lord.. I’m back.. I appreciate you sending me a girl and all but.. Why you had to make her so aggressive?”
And he said “my child because you didn’t listen to me“… so I asked em for another one..
He replied “ok“.. And put me to the test *round 2*
found this girl at blockbuster… and was looking at the romance section.. So I asked her for her number and I took her out on our 1st date to a waterfall…
Waterfall is perfect… nice date with nature… but this girl loved nature a little too much.. She started kissing up on me (not like I aint like it)… and wanted to reveal the nature of her inner thighs to me within 40 mins..
And I went back to *God* and said
“lord… I told you I wanted an all around respected girl… why you send me that garbage? You knew waste management was suppose to pick her up last Monday..Why is that I never can get the one I’m looking for?"
And he said “my child, because you didn’t listen to me“… so I asked him for another one…
“alright" he replied.. "but I’m not sending you any more.. U better know what to do with this one”
So I saw this girl at work and she was the pretty girl girl with long hair and straight teeth that I had asked about…
And I spoke to her and we started vibin.. And asked her for her number and said I wanted to take her out tomorrow…
And she said "oh where you taking me? Seafood restaurant.. Poetry club?"
Don’t worry bout it.. Just put on the flyest outfit you can find and I’m gonna pick you up round 10 in da morning…
“10 in da morning? Where we going?”
Man we going to church….. “Church?”
Yeah church… didn’t I say in the beginning that I’m not the average Joe?
You see I just thought about it.. People wonder why they relationships don’t last long and I found that answer…
*God* gave me 3 tries to get my act together… He said "I come 1st in everything you do"… and a lot of folks forget that I’m in charge of your romance…"
that’s why its so many kids without fathers and parents that cant solve they problems…
"2 lovers can tell each other that they love em everyday… they both spend time with each other almost everyday…. And they say they miss you when they both miles away…"
"But I’m more than just miles away… why cant you tell me that you love me everyday? Why cant we keep a long distant relationship and tell me every now and then that you’ve been thinking bout me?"
"Why cant you hold your pillow tight and cry over me all all night?"
"But when a man or woman gave you cards and things for the past 7 months… don’t mean nothing…"
"I’ve been giving you things all your life from birth to death… and you cant cry over me?
You can go to the club and dance but in my house you shy of me?"
"Exactly.. that’s why I’m gonna end it between the 2 of you.. Because I thought you was gone claim me as your boo… I don’t ask much from you… "
"So break up with me and leave me out of your life…. And get into a relationship and see how much hell you go through!!"
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